Recent Pinwin Shipment:
We at Winthrop Corporation are extremely proud of the brainchild of Chan Pinwin, a brilliant engineer and fashion amateur who came on board not four years ago. His new line of Pinwin are one piece jumpsuits made of a kelo-silk weave which has only recently been improved upon by our R&D. They
seal in the front, communicating with an implanted NUINT to know when to release
and allow the wearer to remove the suit and when to stay sealed. They are
long-sleeved and have a round collar which fits snugly around the neck.
These new Pinwin protect the wearer from small arms fire, including slug and
plasma weapons, quite effectively. They also protect against extreme weather, breathe well and are
waterproof, of course. They are light, flexible and self-cleaning and a new feature allows our Pinwin to
self-repair as long as materials are available for consumption. These new generation Pinwin can stop a kinetic pellet from an
AnEphine and ConEphine although the wearer will not feel very peppy after impact. Unfortunately, they can only stop a couple of these rounds before the suit will begin to fail. However, Winthrop Corporation is working hard to overcome this weakness and believes the average user is unlikely to face such weapons often.
Pinwin have top of the line adaptive camouflage and any
wearer moving slowly or remaining still is extremely difficult to distinguish
from their background. The suit changes to any coloration the wearer desires,
even clear for those more adventurous types. A wearer of a Pinwin can see all other wearers who are distinguished
by a white outline unless suppression technology has been added to the suit. We strongly recommend this feature, however we understand that your budget does not allow for this at this time.
Pinwin can be worn for a maximum of two weeks, the wearer
can both urinate and defecate in the suit, these materials are used to repair
and maintain the suit, they are absorbed and the wearer is kept clean. The
sensation of soiling one’s self is not pleasant but a wearer gets used to it
and the suit will clean them quite thoroughly. The Pinwin shipped to HF-629 do not
have the waste recycling function which allows food and water to be made from
feces and urine, this is unfortunate but the company did not feel the
expenditure was worth it in the case of HF-629. It is hoped that soon budget constraints will allow for the upgrade to these new types as well. We would like to remind you that higher investment up front can save money in the long run.
Also, it should be noted that Sano-Lieber H&R has been cited three times for backwards engineering and our reps have cautioned to keep careful watch for any indication this is occurring. You at Sano-Lieber are important clients but even so, we cannot allow you to try and take advantage of our relationship. I am sure you can understand our cautiousness and not become offended by our wish to protect the integrity of our design.
Yours Respectfully,
Enrique Hemenez
Vice President of Customer Relations
Winthrop Corporation
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